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Top 5 questions asked in Chinese Driving Exam

For the past month I tried to get my Chinese driving license. That’s not as easy as it sounds, after finishing the 46 bureaucratic steps to get all the paper work done. I thought I was lucky it was only a written test, without having to actually drive a car. But I was wrong. I wish I could just show them I can drive. Instead, I had to study 1500 questions, of which 100 where randomly selected on the exam. Now finally I know why Chinese traffic is completely crazy.

Here are my top 5 questions:


1. When a vehicle encounters an old man riding bike on the road, the driver should:

A) Honk to indicate him to yield when approaching him
B) Honk in advance, reduce speed and evade
C) Swiftly bypass
D) Follow closely
Answer: B (finally I know why all taxis randomly honk: they see old men on bicycles)
 


2. When overtaking at night, the driver should:

A) Turn on the high beam light
B) Continuously switch the high and low beam lights
C) Turn on the low beam lights
D) Turn on the hazard lights
Answer: B (those drivers are not aggressive, they are just following the rules)


3. The person who is addicted to drug taking and injection may apply for a motorized vehicle driving license when he is not overwhelmed by drug addiction

Answer: wrong.


4. The wrong measure to rescue a person sustaining burns all over his body is to:

A) Use sandy soil to cover
B) Swiftly put out the flames of his clotes
C) Spray cool water to his body
D) Take off his burning clothes
Answer: A. (that must feel real nice if you did)

And the question of all questions…

5. A citizen representative in the Shanghai delegation to bid for hosting Shanghai World Expo 2010 is:

A) Liao Changyong
B) Yuan Ming
C) Zhou Hongling
D) Shao Yibo
Answer B. Of course.

And the result: the minimum score is 90. I scored 91. Let’s hope I’m just as lucky in traffic.

Top 5 questions asked in Chinese Driving Exam


For the past month I tried to get my Chinese driving license. That’s not as easy as it sounds, after finishing the 46 bureaucratic steps to get all the paper work done. I thought I was lucky it was only a written test, without having to actually drive a car. But I was wrong. I wish I could just show them I can drive. Instead, I had to study 1500 questions, of which 100 where randomly selected on the exam. Now finally I know why Chinese traffic is completely crazy.


Here are my top 5 questions:


1. When a vehicle encounters an old man riding bike on the road, the driver should:

A) Honk to indicate him to yield when approaching him

B) Honk in advance, reduce speed and evade

C) Swiftly bypass

D) Follow closely

Answer: B (finally I know why all taxis randomly honk: they see old men on bicycles)

 


2. When overtaking at night, the driver should:

A) Turn on the high beam light

B) Continuously switch the high and low beam lights

C) Turn on the low beam lights

D) Turn on the hazard lights

Answer: B (those drivers are not aggressive, they are just following the rules)


3. The person who is addicted to drug taking and injection may apply for a motorized vehicle driving license when he is not overwhelmed by drug addiction

Answer: wrong.


4. The wrong measure to rescue a person sustaining burns all over his body is to:

A) Use sandy soil to cover

B) Swiftly put out the flames of his clotes

C) Spray cool water to his body

D) Take off his burning clothes

Answer: A. (that must feel real nice if you did)


And the question of all questions…

5. A citizen representative in the Shanghai delegation to bid for hosting Shanghai World Expo 2010 is:

A) Liao Changyong

B) Yuan Ming

C) Zhou Hongling

D) Shao Yibo

Answer B. Of course.


And the result: the minimum score is 90. I scored 91. Let’s hope I’m just as lucky in traffic.

About a month ago, a forum post appeared on  Baidu Tieba written by the mysterious ‘X from the future’. This unknown  person claiming to be from the future predicted that Spain and The  Netherlands will play the final of the World Cup. What’s more, he stated  that The Netherlands will win with 2 against 1, thanks to a goal of  Sneijder and ‘another bench player’.

His post is  gaining more and more attention due to his correct prediction of which  teams will play in the finals. This attention is now growing at a rate  of 20.000 views per second and at a certain time up to 150 comments per  second! Adding up to over 23mln views and 200k+ comments in total.

These  numbers are likely to explode when the prediction of mysterious ‘X from  the future’ turns out to be right (which I hope, of course). With that  foresight, its likely to become the most popular post in the history of  bulletin boards. 

Long live Chinese BBS.

About a month ago, a forum post appeared on Baidu Tieba written by the mysterious ‘X from the future’. This unknown person claiming to be from the future predicted that Spain and The Netherlands will play the final of the World Cup. What’s more, he stated that The Netherlands will win with 2 against 1, thanks to a goal of Sneijder and ‘another bench player’.

His post is gaining more and more attention due to his correct prediction of which teams will play in the finals. This attention is now growing at a rate of 20.000 views per second and at a certain time up to 150 comments per second! Adding up to over 23mln views and 200k+ comments in total.

These numbers are likely to explode when the prediction of mysterious ‘X from the future’ turns out to be right (which I hope, of course). With that foresight, its likely to become the most popular post in the history of bulletin boards. 

Long live Chinese BBS.

One of my favourite books recently is ‘an awesome book’ While it may be a children’s book, I think there are some lessons in it that apply to any age. The hardcopy I’ve got here is wonderfully illustrated, but you can also read it online.
Check veryawesomeworld.com.

One of my favourite books recently is ‘an awesome book’ While it may be a children’s book, I think there are some lessons in it that apply to any age. The hardcopy I’ve got here is wonderfully illustrated, but you can also read it online.

Check veryawesomeworld.com.

J.K. Rowling delivers her Commencement Address, “The Fringe Benefits of Failure, and the Importance of Imagination” at the Annual Meeting of the Harvard Alumni Association.

“Some failure in life is inevitable, it is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously, that you might as well not have lived at all. In which case, you failed by default”. Left me speechless.

I always wonder where they come from and where they’re going, but never bothered to follow them…

See you next year!


Illustration by Nerdski

Although a little too late for a Merry Christmas note, I do want to wish everyone Happy Holidays!

I’m taking a break and changing some stuff at the moment. Said goodbye to my apartment that was driven me nuts. Moved to a great new place, a little room in a lane house which I’m polishing up. Cancelled Chinese class which was eating up too much time. Stopped physical therapy which was getting too expensive. Picking those two up again next year though. But first, next two weeks will be off completely as I will be celebrating New Year’s eve in Cambodia! Followed by a couple of days of ‘lay-on-the-beach-and-do-nothing’: preparing for some serious relaxation!

In the meanwhile looking forward to 2010. Already thinking about some resolutions and stuff I want to do; a lot of exciting things! Perhaps a bit too much, but a little optimism doesn’t hurt anyone. For sure you will be seeing more happening online around me and Energize Shanghai in the next year. Got some cool ideas and projects coming up that I will publish here.

Happy new year and see you next year, when this blog will be more active! (ooh the promises.. ;-))

Cambodia Holiday
See you next year!

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